Saturday, September 19, 2015

NO ONE EVER CAN WIN WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! :)


This is Excellent

Husband decided to do yoga. 
As he was getting ready,
the wife wakes up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her-
"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"
Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?"
Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" 
Husband: 
"No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you, right?"
Husband: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying?!!"
Husband: "All right! Its best I also don't go for Yoga:
Wife: "See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."
The husband quietly goes to sleep again. 

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