Saturday, September 19, 2015

NO ONE EVER CAN WIN WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! :)


This is Excellent

Husband decided to do yoga. 
As he was getting ready,
the wife wakes up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her-
"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"
Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?"
Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" 
Husband: 
"No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you, right?"
Husband: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying?!!"
Husband: "All right! Its best I also don't go for Yoga:
Wife: "See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."
The husband quietly goes to sleep again. 

Friday, September 4, 2015

Mirror Life

This Mirror Life.


The good you find in others, is in you too.

The faults you find in others, are your faults as well.

After all, to recognize something you must know it.

The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well.

The beauty you see around you, is your beauty.

The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the
person you are.

To change your world, you must change yourself.

To blame and complain will only make matters worse.

Whatever you care about, is your responsibility.

What you see in others, shows you yourself.

See the best in others, and you will be your best.

Give to others, and you give to yourself.

Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful.

Admire creativity, and you will be creative.

Love, and you will be loved.

Seek to understand, and you will be understood.

Listen, and your voice will be heard.

Teach, and you will learn.

Show your best face to the mirror, 

and you'll be happy with the face looking back at you.