NO ONE EVER CAN WIN WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! :)

This is Excellent

Husband decided to do yoga. 
As he was getting ready,

the wife wakes up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her-
"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?"
Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, it's OK."Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" 
Husband: "No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you, right?"
Husband: "Now look I didn't say that."Wife: "So am I lying?!!"
Husband: "All right! Its best I also don't go for Yoga:Wife: "See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."
The husband quietly goes to sleep again. 

WISHING ALL HUSBANDS HAPPY SLEEPING!

Mirror Life

This Mirror Life.

The good you find in others, is in you too.

The faults you find in others, are your faults as well.

After all, to recognize something you must know it.

The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well.

The beauty you see around you, is your beauty.

The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the

person you are.

To change your world, you must change yourself.

To blame and complain will only make matters worse.

Whatever you care about, is your responsibility.

What you see in others, shows you yourself.

See the best in others, and you will be your best.

Give to others, and you give to yourself.

Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful.

Admire creativity, and you will be creative.

Love, and you will be loved.

Seek to understand, and you will be understood.

Listen, and your voice will be heard.

Teach, and you will learn.

Show your best face to the mirror, 

and you'll be happy with the face looking back at you.

Are You An Eagle or a Chicken?

Once upon a time, at a large mountainside there was an eagle nest with 4 large eagle eggs inside.

One day, an earthquake rocked the mountain causing one of the eggs to roll down to a chicken farm, located in the valley below.

The chickens knew that they must protect the eagle egg. Eventually, the eagle egg hatched and a beautiful eagle was born.

Being chickens, the chickens raised the eagle to be a chicken. The eagle loved his home and family but it seemed his spirit cried out for more.

One day, the eagle looked to the skies above and noticed a group of mighty eagles soaring. ”Oh,” the eagle cried, “I wish I could soar like those birds.”

The chickens roared with laughter, “You cannot soar like those. You are a chicken and chickens do not soar.” The eagle continued staring at his real family up above, dreaming that he could be like them.

Each time the eagle talked about his dreams, he was told it couldn’t be done.

That was what the eagle learned to believe. After time, the eagle stopped dreaming and continued to live his life as a chicken.

Finally, after a long life as a chicken, the eagle passed away.

Moral:

You become what you believe you are. If you ever dream to become an eagle, follow your dreams, not the words of chickens.

Source: Wisdom Quotes and Stories